ConspiracyArisen

too bad you got thrown in jail

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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF APPLE IS THIS.

vantasjailbait:

conspiracyarisen:

vantasjailbait:

I TAKE TWO BITES AND THE WHOLE OF IT IS GONE. I DECIDED TO BE HEALTHY AND EAT THE FUCKING FRUIT BECAUSE I WAS HUNGRY, BUT THIS JUST MADE MY STOMACH HURT MORE. HOW CAN THIS EVEN BE CALLED AN APPLE? APPLES ARE HUGE SPHERES PF MAGIC THAT GROW ON TREES AND FEED OUR NEEDS. THEY SHOULDN’T CAUSE SOME MUCH PAIN. I HATE YOU, “APPLE”.

its a c0nspiracy! pe0ple want y0u t0 believe apples are g00d f0r y0u but in reality they make y0ure st0mach expand causing y0u t0 be m0re hungry! I bet the g0vernment uses this t0 weaken the p0ckets 0f the p00r man in 0rder t0 gain m0re m0ney!

its true i say!

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF POWER DOES THE GOVERNMENT THINK THEY HAVE. THEY DON’T OWN ME. THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT I TELL YOU. I’M NEVER EATING THEIR APPLES AGAIN. THEY CAN GO DIE. THE APPLES CAN FUCKING ROT.

They want y0ur money! thats all theyre after i swear it! well and 0ther things aw well…

(via vantasjailbait-deactivated20120)

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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF APPLE IS THIS.

vantasjailbait:

I TAKE TWO BITES AND THE WHOLE OF IT IS GONE. I DECIDED TO BE HEALTHY AND EAT THE FUCKING FRUIT BECAUSE I WAS HUNGRY, BUT THIS JUST MADE MY STOMACH HURT MORE. HOW CAN THIS EVEN BE CALLED AN APPLE? APPLES ARE HUGE SPHERES PF MAGIC THAT GROW ON TREES AND FEED OUR NEEDS. THEY SHOULDN’T CAUSE SOME MUCH PAIN. I HATE YOU, “APPLE”.

its a c0nspiracy! pe0ple want y0u t0 believe apples are g00d f0r y0u but in reality they make y0ure st0mach expand causing y0u t0 be m0re hungry! I bet the g0vernment uses this t0 weaken the p0ckets 0f the p00r man in 0rder t0 gain m0re m0ney!

its true i say!

(via vantasjailbait-deactivated20120)

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turntechtorrenting:

conspiracyarisen:

turntechtorrenting:

conspiracyarisen:

turntechtorrenting:

conspiracyarisen:

hey l00k, they f0und me.
well shit.

my thoughts exactly

well damn. S0 what are y0u here f0r dave?

downloading shit that the government didnt want me to have

-she glares into space-
“I hate the g0vernment. I w0uld have been able t0 d0 s0mething about it t00 if i didnt get caught.”

“thats shit on disks”

-she nods-
"it sure is"

turntechtorrenting:

conspiracyarisen:

turntechtorrenting:

conspiracyarisen:

turntechtorrenting:

conspiracyarisen:

hey l00k, they f0und me.

well shit.

my thoughts exactly

well damn. S0 what are y0u here f0r dave?

downloading shit that the government didnt want me to have

-she glares into space-

“I hate the g0vernment. I w0uld have been able t0 d0 s0mething about it t00 if i didnt get caught.”

“thats shit on disks”

-she nods-

"it sure is"

(via turntechtorrenting-deactivated2)

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You are Aradia Megido.
you were planning on fixing this damned government one at a time, but it looks like someone ratted you out.
seeing as though you are in jail now. 

(i dont own the picture)

You are Aradia Megido.

you were planning on fixing this damned government one at a time, but it looks like someone ratted you out.

seeing as though you are in jail now. 

(i dont own the picture)

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