vantasjailbait:

conspiracyarisen:

vantasjailbait:

I TAKE TWO BITES AND THE WHOLE OF IT IS GONE. I DECIDED TO BE HEALTHY AND EAT THE FUCKING FRUIT BECAUSE I WAS HUNGRY, BUT THIS JUST MADE MY STOMACH HURT MORE. HOW CAN THIS EVEN BE CALLED AN APPLE? APPLES ARE HUGE SPHERES PF MAGIC THAT GROW ON TREES AND FEED OUR NEEDS. THEY SHOULDN’T CAUSE SOME MUCH PAIN. I HATE YOU, “APPLE”.

its a c0nspiracy! pe0ple want y0u t0 believe apples are g00d f0r y0u but in reality they make y0ure st0mach expand causing y0u t0 be m0re hungry! I bet the g0vernment uses this t0 weaken the p0ckets 0f the p00r man in 0rder t0 gain m0re m0ney!

its true i say!

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF POWER DOES THE GOVERNMENT THINK THEY HAVE. THEY DON’T OWN ME. THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT I TELL YOU. I’M NEVER EATING THEIR APPLES AGAIN. THEY CAN GO DIE. THE APPLES CAN FUCKING ROT.

They want y0ur money! thats all theyre after i swear it! well and 0ther things aw well…

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vantasjailbait:

I TAKE TWO BITES AND THE WHOLE OF IT IS GONE. I DECIDED TO BE HEALTHY AND EAT THE FUCKING FRUIT BECAUSE I WAS HUNGRY, BUT THIS JUST MADE MY STOMACH HURT MORE. HOW CAN THIS EVEN BE CALLED AN APPLE? APPLES ARE HUGE SPHERES PF MAGIC THAT GROW ON TREES AND FEED OUR NEEDS. THEY SHOULDN’T CAUSE SOME MUCH PAIN. I HATE YOU, “APPLE”.

its a c0nspiracy! pe0ple want y0u t0 believe apples are g00d f0r y0u but in reality they make y0ure st0mach expand causing y0u t0 be m0re hungry! I bet the g0vernment uses this t0 weaken the p0ckets 0f the p00r man in 0rder t0 gain m0re m0ney!

its true i say!

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ifoundmoreslimepie:

bring it. I DARE YOU.

(Source: tush)